I want to touch my sister’s boobs. What do I say?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:02

I want to touch my sister’s boobs. What do I say?

I walk up her and say “Hey sis the guys at school were correct you really do have some nice tits. Then just as I start the question “ May I touch them?”my hands have both her boobs in my hand already. The reason why is the worse that could happen to me is I get slapped and yelled at and I would gladly trade that for a couple squeezes of her tits😎. Btw has anyone seen my ice pack? My face hurts like hell🤩😁

She is shocked and ask me if I’m crazy or something and walk. No worries there.

After weighing my options here is what I would do.

"Can God create iron that God cannot bend?" Isn't it unreasonable to ask this about a being believed to have created logic? After all, God can create a logic that we can't understand right now that both are possible at the same time, right?

She could yell at me calling me a sick pervert or whatever. No worries there.

She might actually let me but with some rule. Like only for a couple seconds and not touching bare skin. Touch through her shirt. Definitely no worries there.

the last and most likely one to happen is she slaps the shit out of me and kicks me in the balls.

Every time I brush my hair when it’s dry it poofs up like a poof ball. But if I don’t brush it looks tangled and messy. I know I have some sort of curl or wavy hair, ive tried gels to define curls but it makes my hair frizzy and messy. What do I do?

First thing I’m doing is thinking of how she may respond

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